Bye Bye, Brexit

Soon, those millions who voted Leave will find out what they suspected all along: it’s a big club, and they ain’t in it.

Broken Eggs, Crabby Minds

From their first years in school, gifted and talented kids will learn that their beautiful gifts are stolen and that they, through an accident of birth, have no right to the brain between their ears.

Thank You For Smoking

By shuffling off early, we smokers are doing the ingrates a small favor. You can live as long as you like, as long as you don’t like living.