Christopher Gage

About Christopher Gage

Christopher Gage is a British political journalist.

The Big Break-Up

Ever dated a crazy girl? Sorry. It is 2019. What I meant to ask is: Have you ever consensually courted a woman of alternative mental enthusiasm? Well, it is marvelous. Narcotic and vibrating. Every fibrous sinew tensed and trilling. Sooner or later, however, that choppy high leavens into a faint despair. That vivifying alternative mien

By | 2019-08-15T21:35:08-07:00 August 15th, 2019|Tags: |

McGovern 2020

It is perhaps unsurprising that the only Democratic presidential candidate seemingly in touch with the cosmos between her ears sounds like the lovechild of Jim Morrison and Gloria Steinem. Marianne Williamson is indeed “eccentric.” Which, in Britain, is a charitable adjective bestowed upon the unhinged yet endearing. Those friends whom you regard as

By | 2019-07-05T20:02:09-07:00 July 4th, 2019|

Boris and the Crybullies

There is little more gorgeous than the enunciated subtle rage of the middle-class English blonde. Such spectacle is well worth the very occasional stoke. After spilling red wine upon his girlfriend’s sofa, Boris Johnson’s bid to become our next prime minister lay almost in ruins. The two briefly flounced into raised voices. She

By | 2019-06-27T19:28:30-07:00 June 27th, 2019|

It’s the Immigration, Stupid

Perhaps it is a lot to ask, but Democrats could learn a great deal from the recent Danish elections. Senator Bernie Sanders (D-Vt.), and the rest, have spent decades imploring anyone befitted with an ear canal to take heed and learn something from the Scandinavian countries that so besotted them. In what certainly

By | 2019-06-13T14:08:08-07:00 June 13th, 2019|

Who Are the Big Babies Now?

What better way to demonstrate one’s tolerance and open-mindedness than daubing a placard with a twee proclamation, then dousing a “fascist” with a milkshake for sharing a different opinion? To attack verbally and physically, those who dare to deviate from the herd is to be a progressive. Even better: to mark one as

By | 2019-06-06T14:01:28-07:00 June 6th, 2019|

‘Remain’ Wins! ‘Leave’ Loses! And Other Upside-Down Tales

You would be forgiven for thinking that handily winning the vote share over your rivals meant you had won an election. But in the Current Year, such logic is a bunk currency—the winning ticket of the Zimbabwe National Lottery. As predicted, Nigel Farage’s Brexit Party pillaged last weekend’s European Parliament elections. Just six

By | 2019-05-31T19:49:13-07:00 May 30th, 2019|

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