Thank You For Smoking

By shuffling off early, we smokers are doing the ingrates a small favor. You can live as long as you like, as long as you don’t like living. 

No Refunds

Progressive Democrats might have deposed President Trump, but in return will get little more than the muscular meddling of American adventurism in the Middle East, and domestic stalemate.

(Some of) The Polls Were Right

Despite four years of mainstream media gaslighting, President Trump hit more of the popular vote—around seven points—than virtually any mainstream pollster envisaged. Others were not surprised.