The Ballad of Sir Ben
To Berkeley rode Shapiro, Bold knight with banners gay. (’Twas neither crusade nor jihad— He rolleth not that way.) Quite modest his agenda, Quite mild […]
Pigskin Doggerel
The (Football) Star-Mangled Banner (An Anthem With Offensive Lines) Oh, say, have you seen how your ratings have dropped? Seems your viewers don’t find grownup […]
Feinstein’s Getting Verse
Editor’s Note: Senator Dianne Feinstein (D, CA) yesterday attacked a Catholic federal judicial nominee because, as Feinstein claimed, “”When you read your speeches, the conclusion […]
On Harvey’s Heels
Do you recall the previous FLOTUS? Whene’er her biceps she showed us, How the media gushed and cooed – Worshipful, their attitude. Dutifully each courtier, […]
The Proverbs of Pelosi
In her attempt to deny the free speech rights of a group called “Patriot Prayer,” Nancy Pelosi argued that the group should not be granted a permit […]
Revving Up the General Lee
There once was an Asian named “Lee,” Whose boss said, “Stand down, Bob. You see, “If you announce that game, “Just the sound of your […]
Antisocial Justice: A Poem
All rise!” intoned the bailiff, And then everybody rose. My lawyer took a deep breath And then muttered, “Well, here goes . . .” Her […]
The Diversity Queen: A Poem
The Queen of Hearts, from Wonderland, Climbed from her rabbit hole, Strode into College Admissions And assumed royal control. “I object to objectivity!” She regally […]
Ballad of the Unsuccessful Fugitive (Or ‘Never a Dulles Moment’)
Imran Awan, he used to be Wasserman-Schultz’s employee, And he did lots of secret stuff— Alas! Not quite secret enough. Imran Awan, I’m sad to […]
Russian to Conclusions: A Poem
In the aftermath of scandal, Junior’s looking rather meek— He’s been out behind the woodshed. He won’t sit down for a week. Now, to send […]
Fake Hate Crime: A Poem
These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent […]
CNN Justifies the Meme
CNN Justifies the Meme (with apologies to Kipling’s “Arithmetic on the Frontier”) A great and glamorous thing it was, The media high ground to own— […]
Fie on Godwin!
Progressives, it’s time for a tough talk. (Been delayed a long time now, you guys.) We’re afraid you’ve become, what you call us – Yes, […]