The Ballad of Sir Ben

To Berkeley rode Shapiro, Bold knight with banners gay. (’Twas neither crusade nor jihad— He rolleth not that way.) Quite modest his agenda, Quite mild […]

Pigskin Doggerel

The (Football) Star-Mangled Banner (An Anthem With Offensive Lines) Oh, say, have you seen how your ratings have dropped? Seems your viewers don’t find grownup […]

Feinstein’s Getting Verse

Editor’s Note:  Senator Dianne Feinstein (D, CA) yesterday attacked a Catholic federal judicial nominee because, as Feinstein claimed, “”When you read your speeches, the conclusion […]

On Harvey’s Heels

Do you recall the previous FLOTUS? Whene’er her biceps she showed us, How the media gushed and cooed – Worshipful, their attitude. Dutifully each courtier, […]

The Proverbs of Pelosi

In her attempt to deny the free speech rights of a group called “Patriot Prayer,” Nancy Pelosi argued that the group should not be granted a permit […]

Revving Up the General Lee

There once was an Asian named “Lee,” Whose boss said, “Stand down, Bob. You see, “If you announce that game, “Just the sound of your […]

Antisocial Justice: A Poem

All rise!” intoned the bailiff, And then everybody rose. My lawyer took a deep breath And then muttered, “Well, here goes . . .” Her […]

The Diversity Queen: A Poem

The Queen of Hearts, from Wonderland, Climbed from her rabbit hole, Strode into College Admissions And assumed royal control. “I object to objectivity!” She regally […]

Russian to Conclusions: A Poem

In the aftermath of scandal, Junior’s looking rather meek— He’s been out behind the woodshed. He won’t sit down for a week. Now, to send […]

Fake Hate Crime: A Poem

These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent […]

CNN Justifies the Meme

CNN Justifies the Meme (with apologies to Kipling’s “Arithmetic on the Frontier”) A great and glamorous thing it was, The media high ground to own— […]

Fie on Godwin!

Progressives, it’s time for a tough talk. (Been delayed a long time now, you guys.) We’re afraid you’ve become, what you call us – Yes, […]