The History of the Supreme Court: A View from the Future
From The Galactic Encyclopedia, 3020 edition under the entry titled: “United States Supreme Court: History.” …reached perhaps the height of its erudition and competence, with […]
The Mad Diversity Queen Under Siege
The Justice Department’s Civil Rights Division’s recognition of Yale’s discriminatory admissions process is a pleasant surprise to Americans weary of racial double standards.
‘Joe College’: A Modest Proposal to Improve Joe Biden’s College Plan
If we truly want all Americans to have the benefit of a college degree, a bolder, more modern solution than merely financing tuition is required.
The Ramparts of 2020
“When free men shall stand, between their loved homes and the war’s desolation…” We’re all behind the same ramparts now.
What the Ruling Class Needs to Understand
Americans won’t put up with permanent COVID-19 restrictions.
Purging Confederate Symbolism from the Marine Corps Undermines Warrior Brotherhood
You can’t disrespect the Confederate military legacy without disrespecting the agenda of Grant, Lincoln, and even Sherman at war’s end.
Bring It, Chuck
If there’s a way the enemies of the Constitution can punish originalist judges, it stands to reason that justices who vandalize the Constitution to further the progressive agenda can also face reprisals from the Constitution’s friends.
Prayers for Rush Limbaugh
When Rush’s formerly-nicotine-stained fingers pass the torch, we must aspire to carry it as diligently, as unashamedly, and as merrily as he has.
Homily for Romney
So, Mitt Romney Schifffted gears; And we listen to them grind, Like his teeth, because the nation’s Left him very far behind. For the moment, […]
Woke Harry Potter
What if J.K. Rowling reimagined Harry Potter in the satirical tradition of Orwell’s Animal Farm? She should.
On the Death of a Villain
Qassem Soleimani, rest in pieces.
Peace(makers) on Earth
Surely there are rabbis and pastors who might come together to arrange a sort of exchange program of qualified, background-checked, good-hearted men.
Mary, Didja Know?
Did the Holy Mother realize how politicized her journey to Bethlehem would become?
Time in a Bubble
A strange—yet predictable—pick for "Person of the Year."
Jeffrey Epstein and ‘Fake Noose’
Those memes are likely to “hang around” a while longer.
Halloween Costume Blues
In the spirit of obliging their need for outrage, we propose a rating system, to evaluate your costume’s offensiveness—because in the battle for Hallowe’en, offense is better than defense.
Of NeverChumps and Magaphobes
If he’s a younger voter, though, it’s likely the NeverChumper has never been a “chump” at all. He’s grown up in an educational environment openly hostile to him, and doesn’t remember a Left any milder or more civil than today’s.