The Coming Legal and Financial Blitz in Seattle
Anyone care to buy Seattle municipal bonds right now? Anyone at all?
CHAZ, My Azz!
How to extract the drama and implode Seattle’s Antifa Communists in five easy steps.
Defeating Looters and Antifa with These Simple Tricks
How to protect your business in a blue city.
Sedition, Looters, Bambi Buckets and Phos-Chek
What the police need is a non-lethal weapon that separates the real protestors from the criminals and anarchists. Perhaps the forest service can.
Banzai Yet Again! Zucker Taps John Harwood as His Newest Kamikaze
CNN’s president adds a progressive hack to his diverse lineup of miscreants, liars, hotheads, dingbats, and drunks.
Banzai Mother Zucker’s Kamikaze Launch: Raju Edition
CNN's Jeff Zucker sends his hapless emissaries on another self-destructive mission.
A ‘Disunifying’ Attack Strategy Against Iran
What Giulio Douhet and John Warden could teach President Trump about taking down the mullahs.
An Electronic Embargo Could Cripple Iran
Taking down a long-standing adversary of the United States, with a minimum loss of life at a relatively low cost and by remote, high-tech means would be an enormous payoff. Imagine that.
‘MOP’ Up the Mullahs
We have ordnance that can kill enemies 200 feet underground. But the important part is to limit civilian casualties while causing the Iranian economy and regime to implode.
‘Mother’ Zucker’s Flaming Dumpster Fire New Year’s Eve Debacle
Was Jeff Zucker surprised when the bubbly pair of Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen bounced along the edge of the giggles like a couple of teenagers?
Valmorel Reminds Us to Honor American Greatness and Why
Italians refer to the team of OSS soldiers who liberated their village as “i grandi Americani dai ceili”—the great Americans from the skies.
Saint Fredo of Queens
CNN’s patron saint of dolts, fibbers, and hair gel makers redefines Christianity.
Honoring ‘Captain Outrageous’
A celebration of Ted Turner (and an encounter with Jeff “Mother” Zucker)
A Tale of Three Bridges
In West Virginia, you don’t have to bet your life on a fire extinguisher and a tusk from a marine unicorn.
Chris Cuomo, CNN’s Cafone
The CNN anchor’s latest on-air stunt is the reason the backhand was invented.
Our Ambassadors Used to be Made of Sterner Stuff
Well-coached former Ukraine envoy Marie Yovanovitch says she finds the president’s tweets “very intimidating.” Now imagine her in the face of a real crisis.
So Much Hot Air About California’s Wildfires
An unfair comparison between Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Major General Sueyoshi Kusaba of the Imperial Japanese Army.
Mother Zucker’s Amazing
CNN Puppet Show
He made Brian Stelter flinch from across the couch!
Adam Schiff and Echoes of the McMinn County War
Schiff, a Democrat reminiscent of the corrupt, old Tennessee political machine, might take note of what some voters do when secrecy and deceit are applied subjectively to public processes.
Four-Star Twit Tweets Twaddle
If Mussolini shares a style with anyone, consider Barry McCaffrey.