Charge of the Lightfoot Brigade!
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot’s plan to gin up counts for the 2020 Census in Chicago involves an interesting, if appropriate, mascot.
Lightfoot the Lightweight
Chicago’s mayor can’t maintain order in her increasingly violent city. So she plays the race card.
Collision Course for CNN’s ‘Banzai’ Mother Zucker
It is time to rebuild CNN and scupper Zucker’s suckers.
Antifa and BLM: The Greatest Second Amendment Promoters Since the NRA
Come November, does anyone think that folks who just spent $1,000 or more on firearms are going to vote for the vertiginous Joe Biden who would take their guns away and leave them unprotected?
Redskins and NFL Corporate Sponsors Offer Limp Response to BLM Threats
Until the now nameless D.C. team and management regenerate some testicular fortitude, they might call themselves the “Washington Foreskins.”
Defund the NBA!
Hypocritical players and cowardly, avaricious, Chinese-communist-sympathizing management. Maybe it’s time for new legislation to curb the unbridled political power of the NBA, to include taxation as with any other business.
Useful Idiots in Jockstraps
If the NBA and NFL are now acting as ad agencies for political organizations, shouldn’t the IRS review the tax breaks that allow them to operate as monopolies?
The Coming Legal and Financial Blitz in Seattle
Anyone care to buy Seattle municipal bonds right now? Anyone at all?
CHAZ, My Azz!
How to extract the drama and implode Seattle’s Antifa Communists in five easy steps.
Defeating Looters and Antifa with These Simple Tricks
How to protect your business in a blue city.
Sedition, Looters, Bambi Buckets and Phos-Chek
What the police need is a non-lethal weapon that separates the real protestors from the criminals and anarchists. Perhaps the forest service can.
Banzai Yet Again! Zucker Taps John Harwood as His Newest Kamikaze
CNN’s president adds a progressive hack to his diverse lineup of miscreants, liars, hotheads, dingbats, and drunks.
Banzai Mother Zucker’s Kamikaze Launch: Raju Edition
CNN's Jeff Zucker sends his hapless emissaries on another self-destructive mission.
A ‘Disunifying’ Attack Strategy Against Iran
What Giulio Douhet and John Warden could teach President Trump about taking down the mullahs.
An Electronic Embargo Could Cripple Iran
Taking down a long-standing adversary of the United States, with a minimum loss of life at a relatively low cost and by remote, high-tech means would be an enormous payoff. Imagine that.
‘MOP’ Up the Mullahs
We have ordnance that can kill enemies 200 feet underground. But the important part is to limit civilian casualties while causing the Iranian economy and regime to implode.
‘Mother’ Zucker’s Flaming Dumpster Fire New Year’s Eve Debacle
Was Jeff Zucker surprised when the bubbly pair of Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen bounced along the edge of the giggles like a couple of teenagers?
Valmorel Reminds Us to Honor American Greatness and Why
Italians refer to the team of OSS soldiers who liberated their village as “i grandi Americani dai ceili”—the great Americans from the skies.
Saint Fredo of Queens
CNN’s patron saint of dolts, fibbers, and hair gel makers redefines Christianity.
Honoring ‘Captain Outrageous’
A celebration of Ted Turner (and an encounter with Jeff “Mother” Zucker)