Morning Greatness: Sen. Van Hollen Drinks Margaritas, Hangs Out With Deported Illegal Alien in El Salvador

Good Friday morning.

Here is what’s on President Trump’s agenda today:

12:00 PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a Swearing-In Ceremony for the Administrator of the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services

News roundup:
Dem Senator Van Hollen meets, shakes hands with Abrego Garcia
Average US rate on 30-year mortgage climbs to 6.83%, highest level in eight weeks
Democratic senator denied access to El Salvador prison holding Abrego Garcia
At least 6 injured in shooting at Florida State University, suspect in custody
Trump says Powell’s “termination cannot come fast enough”
Google loses online advertising monopoly case
MAGA-friendly outlets reshape White House press briefings
More Dems work to join Sen. Van Hollen in El Salvador to push for alleged gang member’s return to US
Mass surveillance’: Conservatives sound alarm over Trump admin’s REAL ID rollout
Democrats’ vice chair ignites civil war, targeting ‘asleep at the wheel’ incumbents in primaries
CAIR panelist accuses Trump admin of using AI and antisemitism against free speech
Champagne socialists’ Sanders and AOC spotted boarding private jet on ‘Fighting Oligarchy’ tour
Washington State University instructor arrested for alleged assault of student with Trump hat
Controversial defense program tied to DEI-laden contractor could be in crosshairs of DOGE: ‘Poster child’
Rising autism rates now affect 3% of children, says CDC report
Former FAA contractor pleads guilty to spying for Iran, sharing private info on US airports, energy industry
Supreme Court to hear Trump bid to enforce order restricting birthright citizenship
Biden drops his melting ice cream bar after being smuggled into Harvard for surprise appearance
DHS Just Added Itself To Harvard’s List Of Trump Admin Adversaries
Clinton-Appointed Judge Deals Crushing Antitrust Blow To Google’s Ad Empire
Feds Used ‘Domestic Terrorism’ As Basis For Cracking Down On Guns
Tucker Carlson Show Reveals: Iran Harbored Osama bin Laden After 9/11
Trump Admin Halts New York Offshore Wind Project, Orders Review of All Existing Biden-Era Wind Permits

And that’s all I’ve got, now go beat back the angry mob!