Good Monday morning.
Here is what’s on President Trump’s agenda today:
11:00 AM THE PRESIDENT greets the President of the Republic of El Salvador
11:05 AM THE PRESIDENT participates in a Bilateral Meeting with the President of the Republic of El Salvador
11:35 AM THE PRESIDENT participates in a Bilateral Lunch with the President of the Republic of El Salvador
3:00 PM THE PRESIDENT participates in a visit with the 2025 College Football National Champions – The Ohio State University
News roundup:
Dept of Justice: Courts have no authority to force returns of suspected MS-13 gang member
President Trump ‘remains in excellent health,’ says White House physician
Commerce Secretary Lutnick says tariff exemptions for electronics are only temporary
Teen allegedly killed parents in plot to assassinate Trump: FBI
Pennsylvania governor’s residence damaged in “act of arson,” police say
Social Security is now an immigration enforcement tool
Trump plan cuts legal help for thousands of migrant kids
Gen Z leads rise in church attendance in UK: Poll
Americans witnessing crippling federal regulations can go directly to DOGE to report red tape rule
Gretchen Whitmer ribbed online for seeming to hide face in Oval Office
White House plans ‘extraordinary’ Holy Week as Trump honors Easter with ‘the observance it deserves’
Mike Johnson pours cold water on calls to hike taxes on the rich, despite Trump telling GOPers he’s open to it
Trump team confirms wrongly deported man still alive as prez says El Salvador’s leader will determine future of prisoners
State tells employees to report on one another for ‘anti-Christian bias’
USDA’s $1B bird flu plan uses money intended for schools, food banks
Trump grants military control over strip of federal land along US southern border
White House Reportedly Directs NIH To Study ‘Detransition,’ Trans ‘Regret’
Conservatives Shut Out By ‘Big Law’ Have Little Sympathy As Firms Face Major Upset Under Trump
And that’s all I’ve got, now go beat back the angry mob!
Who does the judge think she is? 1) the “hero” is a citizen of El Salvador. 2) he is now in El Salvador. 3) U.S. law does not apply in El Salvador. 4) since he is supposed to be a member of MS-13, U.S. law prohibits him from entering the U.S. Case closed.