Morning Greatness: OPM Directs Agencies to Fire Government Workers Still on Probation

Good Friday morning.

Here is what’s on 46 agenda today:

1pm: THE PRESIDENT signs Executive Orders

4:50pm: THE PRESIDENT arrives at Mar-a-Lago

News roundup:
OPM directs agencies to fire government workers still on probation
Elon Musk calls for US government to ‘delete entire agencies’
Americans’ credit card debt reaches new record high: Federal Reserve
Linda McMahon grilled by Senate as Trump’s vow to kill Dept. of Ed casts shadow
Trump carves out remote work exemption for military spouses
Musk, State Dept. push back on reports of plan to buy $400M of armored Teslas
NIH principal deputy director, who led agency during COVID, resigns abruptly
Inheritance tax hits chopping block as more than 200 Republicans push for repeal
USS Harry S. Truman involved in collision near Egypt
Ways and Means chair calls for de-weaponization, overhaul of IRS after ‘lawless’ behavior
Senate confirms Robert F Kennedy Jr. to serve as Trump’s Health secretary
Border czar Tom Homan meets with blue city leader for crackdown on criminal aliens
Dallas police won’t join ICE deportation raids, interim chief tells immigrant meetings
Republican Rep. Brandon Gill Starts Petition To ‘Deport’ Rep. Ilhan Omar
Democratic Sen. Tina Smith Makes Shocking Retirement Announcement
Trump EPA Moves To Claw Back Biden’s $20 Billion Green Slush Fund
Trump Shuts Down Biden’s Climate Corps Work Program
Trump Admin Formally Ends Biden’s War on Gas Stoves

And that’s all I’ve got, now go beat back the angry mob!