Morning Greatness: Manchin Will Not Seek Reelection

Good Friday morning.

Here is what’s on 46 agenda today:

On Friday, the President has no public events scheduled

News roundup:
Jezebel, the sharp-edged feminist website, is shutting down after 16 years
Greene calls for DHS Secretary Mayorkas’ impeachment over southern border
Sen. Joe Manchin won’t seek reelection, weakening Democrats’ chances of holding power
“Tired of taking crappy votes”: GOP divisions force Mike Johnson to punt on spending bills
The poverty rate soared for families headed by single mothers last year
Vatican approves transgender people receiving baptism, becoming godparents
Weiss says he ‘wasn’t granted’ special attorney authority in Hunter Biden probe despite request: Transcript
Maya Kowalski sobs as jury awards family $176M after hospital treatment led to mom’s suicide
Federal judge sides with DeSantis on transgender athletes, upholds ban on biological males on female teams
ICE agents recapture illegal immigrant charged with rape who was released onto streets in Virginia
Hamas tells NY Times it hopes war with Israel is ‘permanent,’ paper says Hamas not interested in governing
Islamic Jihad willing to release 2 captives once ‘appropriate measures’ met
Biden trails in more swing state polls as campaign claims he ‘beats expectations’
Under pressure from Biden, Israel agrees to implement humanitarian ‘pauses’
Israel berates New York Times, CNN, Reuters, AP over Hamas attack photographers
The last 12 months were the hottest in recorded history
GOP Texas Rep’s District Office Vandalized With Anti-Israel Slogans
James Comer Subpoenas Hunter Biden’s Art Buyer, Key Biden Family Business Associates
Princeton Professor Suggests Sex With Animals Is ‘Thought-Provoking’

And that’s all I’ve got, now go beat back the angry mob!