To the tune of “I’m a Man,” by the Spencer Davis Group.
Well, I got to send a message, so where to begin?
I’m all trussed up in dresses, and I think it’s not a sin
I got no time for people cause they just don’t know what’s up
I just sit around a-hatin’ and all that woke kinda stuff
Well I’m a trans, yes I am, and I ain’t no fool
Well I’m a trans, yes I am, and I ain’t no fool
I made my choice about it, so people think that I’m a troll
So I do just what I want, without any tuck and roll
I can’t relate to no one, but I think I’m kinda cool
So I got my guns all loaded and I just picked me out a school
Yes I’m a trans, yes I am, and I know I’m cool
Yes I’m a trans, yes I am, and I know I’m cool
I got to keep on going, and you know I’m not alone
I look out on all those people, all those people I have known
The kids had no idea, that I just might come around
So I loaded up my guns and I just went and shot ‘em down
Cause I’m a trans, yes I am, and trans always rule
Cause I’m a trans, yes I am, and trans always rule
Those lame people all imagined that they could run and hide
I need to exact my vengeance, for their genocide
No way I’m backing off, no way will I forgive
For me, all those lame people, they have no right to live
Cause I’m a trans, yes I am, and I just can’t let go
Cause I’m a trans, yes I am, and I just can’t let go