“Jane, You Ignorant Slut!” Dan Aykroyd’s famous 1975 “Saturday Night Live” punchline reverberated across the decades as the traitor Jane Fonda, having run out of Type-59 Chinese Communist-made 57mm anti-aircraft cannons with which to betray her country, has now turned to the Almighty in a big way.
In an unbelievably asinine statement, reminiscent of classic “SNL” character, the doddering Emily Litella, the former part-time North Vietnamese Army gun layer has now unilaterally decided that COVID-19 is “God’s gift to the Left!”
(Apparently, Jane once thought Harvey Weinstein was God, but after a year of thinking about it, she decided that she was wrong.)
Advice to Ms. Fonda: Put down the Geritol and Human Growth Hormone. It is not working.
Pay attention: COVID came not from God, but from Communist China.
Specifically, the Wuhan Institute of Virology, located way down upon the Yangtze River by colorful Lake Ye Hu at Xiao Hong Shan No.44, Wuhan, Hubei in C-O-M-M-U-N-I-S-T C-H-I-N-A!
(Given the enormity of such a “gift,” the Institute’s phone number, 027-87198593, is likely on the doddering Ms. Fonda’s speed dial.)
You know, Mao’s boys, the Commies next door, who supplied your NVA buddies when you were a young turncoat in that cute helmet?
Now that you are a befuddled old fool of an ex-movie star, try to understand that COVID is not a “gift” to the Left.
It is a “gift” from the Left.
The Left composed of those self-same Chinese Communists who provided your anti-aircraft gun as well as their fellow travelers of the American Far Left whom you have supported your entire adult life.
Consider this: Maybe the president should have his COVID-19 antibodies cloned on a mass scale as a therapeutic and distributed first to California. You know: God’s gift from the Right.
Your choice: Face COVID at your very advanced age and maybe die, or save yourself by being injected with literally a little shot of Trump.
It is easy to surmise what your choice will be and to wish you the best in the next life.
The NVA is sure to provide full military honors.
Well said. I’ll “give her” that she’s a good actress and has been in some real good movies. However, after having said that, she has been a total menace in her adult personal life.
Cancer is god’s gift to all democrats
As a disabled Viet Nam Veteran I can NOT stand to hear this evil disgusting traitor talk!!
There really can be some form of comedy from tragedy. And to think Jane hasn’t learned one damned thing. She a communist sympathizer and ignorant in her own special form of stupidity. She should have been our gift to Ho Chi Min.
I think all these “old fools” ought to be addressed not to Hanoi Jane (she was a 100% fool even in her much younger years), but to the country’s Law system, which never pretends to see the huge difference between a freedom for normal citizens and an exclusive freedom for evil fools, for traitors and for any other kinds of criminal freedoms.
The only thought that comes to mind about Hanoi Jane Is – fragged.