Good Friday morning.
Here is what’s on the president’s agenda today:
- The president has no public events today.
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Two minutes of hate:
A plot to kidnap the despotic governor of Michigan was foiled yesterday by the FBI. Now, the FBI can send 15 agents to investigate the NASCAR race hoax and use undercover agents to bust up some anarchist clowns that wanted to kidnap Gretchen Whitmer and start a civil war but they can’t do sh!t about Antifa and Black Lives Matter guerillas. Naturally, this was blamed on Trump because BLAH BLAH BLAH and media, twidiots and politicians including Whitmer are calling these clowns right wing insurrectionists. They aren’t right wing, they are police-hating anarchists but don’t let the facts get in the way of your narrative.
This is a video of Brandon Caserta, one of the ringleaders of the group of men arrested for a plot where the group planned to kidnap Governor Gretchen Whitmer. Caserta has an anarchist flag behind him and in YouTube videos trashes police. He’s not a Republican, he’s an anarchist. pic.twitter.com/J1vE2qGYL7
— Robby Starbuck (@robbystarbuck) October 8, 2020
The Presidential Debate Commission, another “venerated” institution loaded up with establishment hacks, decided sui generis the next presidential debate would be conducted virtually. Trump responded: LOLGF. The Commission makes the move in order to favor Joe Biden who regularly uses a teleprompter to answer basic questions and stages fake town halls with planted shills. Biden, of course, is fine with that because he needs someone to whisper answers to him from the sidelines. The Trump camp suggested the debate be moved back a week but no go. Oh well.
Crazy Nancy Pelosi is warbling about the 25th amendment to remove Trump because BLAH BLAH BLAH. At a press conference, Nancy croaked, “Tomorrow, by the way, tomorrow, come here tomorrow,” Pelosi said. “We’re going to be talking about the 25th Amendment.” She is still trying to remove the president from office. Pelosi and nutter Jamie Raskin (D-Md.) want to introduce a bill to create an Oversight Commission on Presidential Capacity. Apparently, Pelosi thinks if you survive the coronavirus you have diminished capacity. I wonder what other survivors think. Pelosi also demanded to know about Trump’s health and wants to know when was his last negative virus test, which has nothing to do with his current health condition.
Your feel good story of the day:
Election news:
White House doctor says Trump safe to return to public events on Saturday
Ex-RNC, Trump fundraiser Elliott Broidy charged in covert lobbying scheme
Biden campaign rakes in $12 million on Harris’ debate day
Navarro says Chinese government led ‘calculated’ effort to censor VP debate
Joe Biden doubles down on court packing: ‘You’ll know my position’ after the election
Trump to appear on ‘Tucker Carlson Tonight’ in first on-camera interview after COVID-19 diagnosis
Facebook to remove ‘militarized’ calls for unauthorized poll watchers
Vote in person. Despite Trump’s claims, officials in vote-by-mail states insist process can be secure
Riots/protests/Black Lives Matter/crime:
Rittenhouse attorneys file petition for writ of habeas corpus in bid to halt extradition
California Dems Push Affirmative Action Against Wishes of Voters
Yelp Creates New Alert That Flags Businesses Accused Of Racism
Family of teen killed by cop arrested during Wisconsin protest
‘It feels wrong’: Fear of mass teacher retirements due to COVID-19 may have been overblown
Coronavirus news:
Chris Christie still hospitalized with COVID-19 after six days
Deadline mistakenly publishes story saying Mike Pence has COVID-19
Fox News viewers use fewer Covid-19 safety precautions than CNN viewers, study finds
‘So frustrating’: Doctors and nurses battle virus skeptics
Other morsels:
DSCC Dumps $3 Million Into Cal Cunningham’s Senate Race Despite Affair, Sexting Scandal
Liberal Donors Pass Millions in Secret Election Cash Through Sixteen Thirty Fund
Ad Agency Denies ‘Get Well’ Message To Trump In New York City
‘It’s a money bomb’: Parties rush to surprising Alaska Senate race
Organizations like Me Too pledge support for legalizing prostitution, sex buying, pimping
Priest arrested for having threesome with corset-wearing dominatrices on church altar
Hunter Biden’s ex-business partner to face sentencing after court reinstates fraud conviction
And that’s all I’ve got, now go beat back the angry mob!