Morning Greatness: ‘Dumb Maniac’ John Bolton Goes on Butt Hurt Tour

Good Monday morning.

Here is what’s on the president’s agenda today:

  • The president has lunch with the Vice President

Media celebrates Trump’s “low turnout” rally

Saturday marked the day of the much anticipated Trump campaign rally in Oklahoma and also the day that coronavirus returned as a public health issue. Previously, the virus had disappeared as an issue of concern when thousands and thousands of people marched in close quarters, screaming and spreading OMGVIRUSDROPLETS for Black Lives and some engaged in riots, violence and vandalism. Public health officials disappeared from the air waves with their warnings of slow and painful death only to return with warnings before the Trump rally.

Attendance was not as promised at the event and the media is having a celebration. The campaign reported more than one million signed up to attend but far less showed up. Who could blame them? All over the U.S., there’s been violence, riots, and hooligans waiting to beat up innocent bystanders. The media was suddenly re-concerned about the Chinese virus warning people they were going to die if they went to the rally.

AOC one of the village idiots in the House of Representatives, bragged that kids using Chinese spy tool Tik Tok, sabotaged the event and singed up for all the tickets. Ha, so funny. Just another reminder that these subversives want to silence people who have not hoped on board the progressive choo choo train.

“Leftists and online trolls doing a victory lap, thinking they somehow impacted rally attendance, don’t know what they’re talking about or how our rallies work,” campaign manager Brad Parscale said. “Reporters who wrote gleefully about TikTok and K-Pop [Korean pop music] fans — without contacting the campaign for comment — behaved unprofessionally and were willing dupes to the charade.”

More than 10 million watched the event online, pretty impressive.

Related:
This guy. Fox News’s Chris Wallace presses Trump campaign adviser on Tulsa rally: ‘People didn’t show up’

‘Dumb Maniac’ John Bolton goes on his butt hurt tour

Blood thirsty John Bolton went on a butt hurt tour to promote his nasty slam book for which he was paid millions. Apparently copies of his book have been pirated and are available online, so get it for free if you want to read it, no need to pay for it, no need for Bolton to get royalties.

The ego maniacal, self-important Bolton complained said of Trump “He’s almost proud of not learning much about the subject matter of national security,” Bolton said. He described the Trump White House “like living inside a pinball machine.”

“I’ve been accused of a lot of things over the course of my career. I’ve never been accused of hiding my views. So I think he knew what he was getting.”

Oh no, no, no.  YOU knew what YOU were getting, dummy. Bolton’s job was to advise, he knew what Trump’s foreign policy inclinations were before he signed on. He knew wasn’t going to get his wars and bombings or he thought he could manipulate Trump into bending to his will. Trump was elected for his policies, if Bolton was not prepared to go along, he should have turned down the job. Trump should never have hired him but Trump has been warned about the people in his circle and has ignored the warnings. You know who I am talking about because all the people Democrats called to testify against the president were on the list. Bolton is just one of many assholes (Mattis, Kelly, etc.) who thought they could come in and push Trump around to keep him line, only to find they couldn’t do it.

Related:
Schiff says committee chairs, Pelosi discussing potential Bolton testimony
Who cares? Bolton spokeswoman denies report he’ll vote for Biden, says he won’t vote for either major WH candidate
Trump Details Two Specific Conversations He Had With John Bolton That Made Him Realize He Was A ‘Dumb Maniac’

Other morsels:
Noose found in garage stall of Black NASCAR driver at Talladega Superspeedway, say officials
NPR Bungles Article About ‘Right-Wing Extremists’ Attacking Protesters With Vehicles, Includes Photo Of An Assault Allegedly By Protesters
Minority jail officers were barred from guarding ex-cop charged with George Floyd’s murder: Complaint
Police fire rubber bullets and pepper spray on protesters in Compton, California
Nutters. NYT 1619 Project Lead Reporter Pushes Conspiracy Theory, Appears To Delete And Reactivate Her Twitter Account
Rep. Nadler: Senate Republicans are corrupt
Schiff hopes ousted U.S. attorney testifies before Congress
Coronavirus is weakening, could disappear on its own: Italian doctor
Ex-cop charged in George Floyd death accosted while grocery shopping
Oh my. Man allegedly caught at airport with cocaine inside artificial penis
‘It is our history’: Families of Aunt Jemima former models oppose Quaker Oats’ planned brand changes
Five Texas bars have alcohol permits suspended for violating coronavirus protocols
Arizona’s Bush Fire now fifth largest wildfire in state history, blaze grows by 10,000 acres
Tabloid. Washington Post defends criticized report on woman’s offensive Halloween costume at staffer’s 2018 party
Sure, why not? Thousands sign petition to rename Columbus, Ohio to ‘Flavortown’ after native son Guy Fieri
Rep. Doug Collins wants an independent prosecutor in Rayshard Brooks case
Monmouth University to remove President Woodrow Wilson’s name from campus building
The ESPY Awards make sure viewers know Black Lives Matter
NYPD officer suspended without pay following ‘disturbing apparent chokehold incident’
Gotta keep working this angle. Trump is heading to Arizona, where Covid-19 cases have nearly doubled in two weeks
Trump to mark completion of border wall’s 200th mile
Noose found in garage stall of Black NASCAR driver at Talladega Superspeedway, say officials
Teddy Roosevelt Statue to be Removed from Museum of Natural History
Report: Shootings Surge After NYPD Disbands Anti-Crime Unit
Zogby Poll: Majority of Voters Believe Joe Biden in ‘Early Stages of Dementia’

And that’s all I’ve got, now go beat back the angry mob!

About Liz Sheld

Liz Sheld is the senior news editor at American Greatness. She is a veteran political strategist and pollster who has worked on campaigns and public interest affairs. Liz has written at Breitbart and The Federalist, as well as at PJ Media, where she wrote "The Morning Briefing." In her spare time, she shoots sporting clays and watches documentaries.

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