Through the files, Karen “paged;”
Remorselessly, Peter “struck;”
Ruthlessly, Lorretta “lynched.’
Comey? He just ran amok.
Thus a bureaucrat cabal
Turned political machine—
Tried to exert influence
Through maneuvers Byzantine.
Now, reduced to lame excuses,
Their conspiracy’s a fail;
May their story be recorded,
As a cautionary tale.