Trumping “Emmy-nence”

No aristocratic titles
Are attached to presidents…
But after that awards show?
Well, call Trump “His Emmy-nence”.

He’s their unifying figure,
And the sum of all their fears;
He’s the drabness of their comedy.
The punchline to their tears.

Though not quite every moment
Was about him, I suppose;
I hear some “Handmaidens” were
Liberated from their clothes…

(And that signified “empowerment,”
And foreshadowed awards
For actresses submissive to
Their Leftist overlords.)

Of course, I only heard this
Through recorded next-day chatter—
Our media aristocracy
Pretending they still matter.

Statistically, it’s probable
You missed the Emmys too…
If not, there’s always next year.
(You can skip the Oscars, too.)


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4 responses to “Trumping “Emmy-nence””

  1. I think you’ve captured the depth of their shallow irrelevance quite well.

  2. We could form a new protest group (eschewing the violence of course) and call it AntiEm….. appropriate for Hollywood mental midgets…. Uh Oh… I’ll probably be hearing from some SJW on that “fox paws”.

  3. I haven’t watched a Hollywood award show since Harrison Ford burst out in cheers because Roman Polanski child rapist won an award. I liked Harrison Ford, he seemed like a less crazy actor. Turns out I was wrong.