No aristocratic titles
Are attached to presidents…
But after that awards show?
Well, call Trump “His Emmy-nence”.

He’s their unifying figure,
And the sum of all their fears;
He’s the drabness of their comedy.
The punchline to their tears.

Though not quite every moment
Was about him, I suppose;
I hear some “Handmaidens” were
Liberated from their clothes…

(And that signified “empowerment,”
And foreshadowed awards
For actresses submissive to
Their Leftist overlords.)

Of course, I only heard this
Through recorded next-day chatter—
Our media aristocracy
Pretending they still matter.

Statistically, it’s probable
You missed the Emmys too…
If not, there’s always next year.
(You can skip the Oscars, too.)