Trumping “Emmy-nence”

By | 2017-06-02T18:30:05+00:00 September 19, 2017|
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No aristocratic titles
Are attached to presidents…
But after that awards show?
Well, call Trump “His Emmy-nence”.

He’s their unifying figure,
And the sum of all their fears;
He’s the drabness of their comedy.
The punchline to their tears.

Though not quite every moment
Was about him, I suppose;
I hear some “Handmaidens” were
Liberated from their clothes…

(And that signified “empowerment,”
And foreshadowed awards
For actresses submissive to
Their Leftist overlords.)

Of course, I only heard this
Through recorded next-day chatter—
Our media aristocracy
Pretending they still matter.

Statistically, it’s probable
You missed the Emmys too…
If not, there’s always next year.
(You can skip the Oscars, too.)

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Joe Long
Joe Long lives in Cayce, South Carolina. He holds a master's degree in history from Georgia College and State University. He has a very patient wife, five homeschooled children, and a job.
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4 Comments

  1. Melida Stinson September 20, 2017 at 7:31 am

    Loved it.

  2. Nuther G. Mule September 20, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    I think you’ve captured the depth of their shallow irrelevance quite well.

  3. OkiefromMuskogee September 21, 2017 at 9:09 am

    We could form a new protest group (eschewing the violence of course) and call it AntiEm….. appropriate for Hollywood mental midgets…. Uh Oh… I’ll probably be hearing from some SJW on that “fox paws”.

  4. BurkeanMama September 21, 2017 at 12:13 pm

    I haven’t watched a Hollywood award show since Harrison Ford burst out in cheers because Roman Polanski child rapist won an award. I liked Harrison Ford, he seemed like a less crazy actor. Turns out I was wrong.

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