Feinstein’s Getting Verse

By | 2017-09-09T12:07:57-07:00 September 7th, 2017|
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Editor’s Note:  Senator Dianne Feinstein (D, CA) yesterday attacked a Catholic federal judicial nominee because, as Feinstein claimed, “”When you read your speeches, the conclusion one draws is that the dogma lives loudly within you, and that’s of concern when you come to big issues that large numbers of people have fought for, for years in this country.” Taking into account Senator Feinstein’s anti-Catholic bigotry, our own Joe Long notes that Senator Feinstein, now overdue for retirement is “getting verse.”

Hello, Animal Control?
Yes, I’m calling to complain –
It’s Senator Feinstein’s dogma;
It’s completely off the chain.

No, my phone is working fine;
That shrill noise you can hear
Is its piercing, constant yap,
As it assaults the public ear.

It’s some kind of foreign dogma,
Maybe a Chihuahua mix –
And it isn’t quite housebroken,
Though it’s taught its owner tricks.

She rolls over for her dogma,
Or sometimes sits up and begs –
And says, “Don’t worry, he’s friendly!”
While he gnaws upon our legs.

“Yes, my dogma’s great with children!”
She announces, very proudly –
Please send out the dogmacatcher…
Her dogma’s living too loudly!


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Joe Long
Joe Long lives in Cayce, South Carolina. He holds a master's degree in history from Georgia College and State University. He has a very patient wife, five homeschooled children, and a job.