There once was an Asian named “Lee,”
Whose boss said, “Stand down, Bob. You see,
“If you announce that game,
“Just the sound of your name
“Might bring back the Confederacy!”
Regarding him quizzically,
Bob replied, “I must say, I don’t see
“How the South’s the Far East –
“But it WAS nice, at least,
“That those Dukes named their car after me…”
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