Ballad of the Unsuccessful Fugitive (Or ‘Never a Dulles Moment’)

By | 2017-06-02T18:30:05+00:00 July 26, 2017|
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Imran Awan, he used to be
Wasserman-Schultz’s employee,
And he did lots of secret stuff—
Alas! Not quite secret enough.

Imran Awan, I’m sad to say,
Said, “Ima gonna runaway,”
But at the airport ran into
Agent Ima Gunna Katchoo.

Imran Awan the runaway
Perhaps feared he’d be done away
With, like some files we’ll never see.
He’s safer now, in custody.

About the Author:

Joe Long
Joe Long lives in Cayce, South Carolina. He holds a master's degree in history from Georgia College and State University. He has a very patient wife, five homeschooled children, and a job.
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7 Comments

  1. Nuther G. Mule July 26, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Yeah, that they caught this guy no illusion
    And amid the so called confusion,
    Wires sent, fraud for rent,
    Wife grabbed the kids and away they went,
    Were the misses incompetence or collusion?

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  2. BerthaLovesRickALOT July 27, 2017 at 8:17 am

    There all rasist biggets! In 2020 Trump will LOOSE and Clinton will win by a lanslide!

    • mlopez July 27, 2017 at 11:25 am

      Maybe you’ll be in jail with them.

  3. mlopez July 27, 2017 at 11:25 am

    OK, they got him. He did I.T. work, serious, complicated work for a lot of very important Democrats. He’s got Debbie by the short hairs. This guy is clearly guilty of some very serious crimes and we’re talking bank fraud into the mix, millions it seems. He is on the hook for decades of jail time. Let’s see if he will flip and start by rolling on Debbie Wassermann. Her’s the starting point. It’s time to start walking the hat back. Let’s do start talking about special prosecutors.

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  4. RCW8400 July 29, 2017 at 9:28 am

    This Paki represents a clear and present danger to the Dems and in particular their collusion charade if he were to flip……he could simply evaporate if on the streets…Did he not have access to powerful Committee Dems hard drives/laptops for several years….Is not a Hillary mouthpiece already representing him….

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