Ballad of the Unsuccessful Fugitive (Or ‘Never a Dulles Moment’)

Imran Awan, he used to be
Wasserman-Schultz’s employee,
And he did lots of secret stuff—
Alas! Not quite secret enough.

Imran Awan, I’m sad to say,
Said, “Ima gonna runaway,”
But at the airport ran into
Agent Ima Gunna Katchoo.

Imran Awan the runaway
Perhaps feared he’d be done away
With, like some files we’ll never see.
He’s safer now, in custody.

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7 responses to “Ballad of the Unsuccessful Fugitive (Or ‘Never a Dulles Moment’)

  • Yeah, that they caught this guy no illusion
    And amid the so called confusion,
    Wires sent, fraud for rent,
    Wife grabbed the kids and away they went,
    Were the misses incompetence or collusion?

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  • OK, they got him. He did I.T. work, serious, complicated work for a lot of very important Democrats. He’s got Debbie by the short hairs. This guy is clearly guilty of some very serious crimes and we’re talking bank fraud into the mix, millions it seems. He is on the hook for decades of jail time. Let’s see if he will flip and start by rolling on Debbie Wassermann. Her’s the starting point. It’s time to start walking the hat back. Let’s do start talking about special prosecutors.

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  • This Paki represents a clear and present danger to the Dems and in particular their collusion charade if he were to flip……he could simply evaporate if on the streets…Did he not have access to powerful Committee Dems hard drives/laptops for several years….Is not a Hillary mouthpiece already representing him….

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