Russian to Conclusions: A Poem

In the aftermath of scandal,
Junior’s looking rather meek—
He’s been out behind the woodshed.
He won’t sit down for a week.

Now, to send Russia a message
So clear that she can’t ignore it.
Send our ships to rain cruise missiles
On an airfield they support—

Then, to reinforce the lesson,
Give Poland missile defense.
Reverse Obama’s appeasement.
That should check their arrogance.

What’s that? We’ve already done so?
Most commendable. Good show!
Glad that episode is done with.
Someone, let the media know . . .

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One response to “Russian to Conclusions: A Poem

  • He just wanted to meet that pretty lady. Someone may have told him she was also super high powered.

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