Joe Biden: My IQ Is Higher Than Your IQ
Would you believe it’s another American Greatness exclusive? The transcript of Joe Biden’s speech in Nashua, New Hampshire, on December 28, 2019.
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‘Enlightenment’
It seems the Dalia Lama Has chosen to calm a Storm of speculation, With new information. Seem that a burning question Of lamaic succession, Had […]
B.S. News: How You People Can Save My Planet
This week, I’m turning over my column space to Madam Henrietta Von Wanderlust, vice president of external affairs for Prune Our Planet. Madam (her preferred […]
My Name is B.S.: Bernie’s Outreach to Trump Bros
My name is Bernie Sanders, and I’m running for president. Some might think it strange that I would appear on the pages of American Greatness […]
Real Hitler Responds to Democratic Party’s Anti-Semitism
The movie “Downfall” is best known for a scene where a distraught Hitler learns from his loyalists that the war is lost. This scene has […]
A Modest Proposal for Felons’ Rights
Socialist savant Bernie Sanders has propounded, and Senator cum footwear model Kamala Harris has endorsed, the notion that felons ought to be able to vote. […]
Sorry, Tucker, Titania McGrath Is Real
[fusion_text columns=”” column_min_width=”” column_ rule_style=”default” rule_size=”” rule_ ] Every civilization worth the flame of its kiln produces an epic that combines poetry, storytelling, philosophy, and […]
44 Men and Women . . . and a Baby
[fusion_text columns=”” column_min_width=”” column_ rule_style=”default” rule_size=”” rule_ ] [fusion_text columns=”” column_min_width=”” column_ rule_style=”default” rule_size=”” rule_ ] In the 1987 movie, “Three Men and a Baby,” […]
Exclusive: Fusion GPS Demands to be Paid
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The Jonah Goldberg Variations
Jonah Goldberg, National Review’s encephalitic version of Mark Steyn, plans to launch a media company. Written in Graffiti, the digital shorthand for the Palm Pilot, […]
Power from Nothing, Checks for Free
With utmost apologies to Dire Straits . . . (Thin falsetto) I want my AOC (Smattering of drums) (Enter Mark Knopfler’s guitar on fire) Look […]
Baby It’s Woke Outside
I wish I could say (Don’t say it, it’s woke outside) Those statues should stay (Don’t say it, it’s woke outside) I really adore (There’s […]
Welcome Back to the Big Bully Boy Scout Show
Like a long-running entertainment, the Boy Scout Show, starring the lugubrious Robert Mueller as the big bully himself, is back. Off the air for some […]
‘The Summer of ’82’: High Stakes Drama for the Masses
The Summer of ’82,” (DNC Productions). Executive producer Dianne Feinstein; Starring Christine Blasey Ford and Brett Kavanaugh; co-starring the Senate Judiciary Committee. Limited release beginning […]
The Devil Went Down to the Senate Judiciary Committee
Sung to the tune of “The Devil Went Down to Georgia.”) *** The Devil wrote a note to Feinstein, he was lookin’ to have some […]
Christine Blasey Ford Calls 911
At a police station in Maryland, a phone rings and a female officer answers. 911: Hello, 911. What is your emergency? Ford: Hello, police? Someone […]
Brett Kavanaugh’s America
There’s so much being said about Brett Kavanaugh, President Trump’s choice for the Supreme Court. How can anyone keep up? If you’re reading American Greatness, […]
Will Trump Be Meeting With Putin’s ‘Body Double’?
When President Donald Trump meets Russian President Vladimir Putin in Helsinki, the two leaders are expected to discuss NATO, the Middle East and U.S.-Russia relations. […]
Countdown to Triviality!
One of the great banes of 21st-century American culture is TV’s “countdown clock,” which ominously winds down to the start of a media hyped event. […]